Funny captions Thread {the place to get rest ^_^}

Rules:

Alright this is how it's going to go, I'm going to post a picture, you reply with a funny caption, after a few days or when people run out of captions, It'll judge by the picture post in this order.

1st Caption (winner)
2nd Caption (runner up 1)
3rd Caption (runner up 2)
Honorable mentions (other funny captions)

A 1st caption will get you 5 points, a 2nd caption will get you 3 points and a 3rd caption will get you 1 points, I don't mean by posting 3 captions, I mean coming 3rd, so please don't post multiple captions.

Do not spam this topic. This topic will only be used for captions only. No chat